Random Thoughts – Thursday, August 29, 2013

Barack Obama

“They did not die in vain. Their victory was great. But we would dishonor those heroes, as well, to suggest that the work of this nation is somehow complete. The arc of the moral universe may bend towards justice, but it doesn’t bend on its own.”

Read more: http://www.politico.com/story/2013/08/barack-obama-mlk-dream-speech-anniversary-96010.html#ixzz2dMcYQu4B

I have never in my life ever rooted for any team playing for the University of Alabama and in fact, had there ever been a game in any sport, including tiddlywinks, between Alabama and say, Nazi Germany, I would have most likely have rooted for the Nazis or at the very least, bet on them to cover the spread. However, know this: when Alabama travels to College Station TX to play the Aggies on September 14, I will be rooting for the Crimson Tide to beat the living shit out of Johnny “Autographs” Manziel with the fervor and gusto of someone breaking a 7-day fast at an all-you-can-cram-down-your-throat Chinese buffet on a Friday night after cashing his or her paycheck.

Am I the only one who wonders why Colin Powell insists on remaining a Republican?

And now, N’Sync will return to the Land of Invisibility, Irrelevance and Obscurity.

ATTENTION STUDENTS OF TRUMP UNIVERSITY: The Freeman Institute of BS, Procrastination and Tattoo Interpretation will allow you to transfer immediately without transcripts as long as you can make payment through our Pay Pal account which is routed through Ghana by way of Compton.

Breaking News: Tavis Smiley and Cornel West blame President Obama for Justin Timberlake’s success at the expense of Usher.

“Bye, Bye Bye.” What Justin Timberlake said to the rest of N’Sync after their performance at the VMAs Sunday night.

Dez Bryant – 10 game suspension for lying about having dinner with Deion Sanders. Terrelle Pryor – 5 game suspension for exchanging his game worn jersey and other items for tattoos. Reggie Bush – Heisman Trophy taken back, records from USC national championship season stricken and school forced to give up title and accept onerous probation, bowl bans and scholarship limits for several seasons. Johnny Manziel – 30 minute (1st half of first game against Rice) suspension after signing hundreds, perhaps thousands of items for memorabilia dealers that he claims to have just met and didn’t know. Let’s see, Bryant, Pryor and Bush are American-Americans from modest means with no way to hire an attorney; Manziel comes from a wealthy white family with the connections, money and power to hire attorneys and tell both Texas A&M and the NCAA to “kiss our asses.”

I CAN NOT wait – pun fully intended – for Chris Christie to run for president so the whole nation can see what a truly vicious bully he really is.

I can’t be the only one who wishes John Madden would have been on hand to break down Miley Cyrus’ VMAs “performance”, right? “See Al, now when she grinds her ass against Thicke’s crotch right here – BOOM! – it took all the control he could come up with not to explode. Then, when Miley rubs herself right here – BOOM – well, let me tell ya. As the old coach of the Raiders, let me tell ya, I thought back to some of the players’ wives we had on those teams.”

I don’t know what I’m less excited about: Dannity Kane reuniting or the news that there will be a “Madea” Christmas movie later this year.

I think Miley Cyrus looks cute…in a trailer park whorish lost her virginity at 14 to a meth head in a trailer park and now she’s a stripper/single mom of three kids by 4 different men and hoping to get her GED after she goes on Maury kind of way.

Isn’t P. Diddy too old to be still getting into “beefs” at night clubs?

Johnny Manziel and his “people” want us to believe that he went to several locations at different times and signed hundreds, possibly thousands of items for people he just happened to run into and NO money changed hands? “Can you spell bullshit boys and girls? I knew you could.”

Let’s be honest, the GOP uses “Obamacare” instead of the ACA or Affordable Care Act like the “N-word.” You know it, I know it, they know it, they know we know it and they still don’t care.

Miley Cyrus is that white girl who tried to hang out with the black girls who got bused into her school.

Never, ever underestimate the power of just being nice to someone for no reason at all. You never know when or how you’ll be blessed for doing so but believe me, he knows when you’ve been naughty or nice.

Rumor has Mint Condition, Force M.D.’s and Jermaine Jackson and his real hair reuniting on BET Awards next year.

Things the rest of N’Sync have been saying since Sunday night: “Got any spare change?”, “Paper or plastic?”, “Pump that gas for you ma’am?”, “Do you have any coupons today?” and “Do you know who I am officer?”

Uh, exactly what is Dannity Kane “coming back” from and why?

When not one single Republican member of Congress accepted an invitation to attend and/or speak at the 50th anniversary of the March on Washington, you know that the GOP has stopped even pretending to care about or like black people anymore.

When will R. Kelly reunite with Public Announcement? That’s what I want to know!


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