TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’RE ON A BAD NBA TEAM

10) Calvin Murphy is the team chaplain.
9) Stephen Jackson is in charge of “team spirit.”
8) Phil Jackman is the coach.
7) You play for the Milwaukee Bucks.
6) Your family and friends don’t ask for tickets.
5) You’re drafted in the 3rd round – there are only two rounds.
4) Bill Walton’s son is a starter.
3) Kris Kaman is the best-dressed player.
2) The youngest member of the dance troupe voted for Reagan.
1) Your ball boys are taller than your point guard.

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