Last Night’s Decision in Vegas

  1. Last night’s decision in Vegas was the worst in sports since Kris Humphries thought it was a good idea to marry Kim Kardashian!
  2. Last night’s decision in Vegas was the worst in sports since Kobe chose in-suite “entertainment” over PPV porn in Eagle, CO.
  3. Last night’s decision in Vegas was the worst in sports since the Raiders said, “JaMarcus Russell, come on down!”
  4. Last night’s decision in Vegas was the worst in a desert since Moses took a right at the fork in the road and missed out on the oil.
  5. Last night’s decision in Vegas was the worst in sports since the Phoenix Suns called “tails” in 1969 and ended up with Neal Walk instead of Lew Alcindor.
  6. Last night’s decision in Vegas was the worst in sports since Holyfield said, “I need a 54,000 sq ft house.”
  7. Last night’s decision in Vegas was the worst in sports since Shaq and Barkley’s agreeing to have a “shirt-off” on TNT.
  8. Last night’s decision in Vegas was the worst in sports since the Blazers concluded that Greg Oden just looked “mature” for his age.
  9. Last night’s decision in Vegas was the worst in sports since Antonio Cromartie skipped Health Class the day they gave out free condoms.
  10. Last night’s decision in Vegas was the worst in boxing since Mike Tyson trusted Don King and Robin Givens with his money.
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