WHAT WE LEARNED THIS WEEK

 HUG OF THE YEAR!

As the case of Heidi Klum and Seal shows, sometimes, love just isn’t enough.

Bob Dole and practically every Republican who either worked or served with Newt Gingrich in Congress hates him with the gusto and passion of Chris Christie heading to the dining room when the dinner bell rings in the New Jersey governor’s mansion.

Chris Paul plans to be in  LA for a while – he and his wife spent $8.5 million on a house in Bel Air.

Clippers shouldn’t trade Mo Williams.

Demi Moore is in a bad, bad way.

Ellen Degeneres really loves her some Earth, Wind & Fire.

Frank McCourt is going to walk away from the sale of the Dodgers with a few chips after all.

Green Berets may have the better known name, but Navy Seals Team 6 is the real deal!

Herman Cain has no shame.

Jan Brewer is an out-of-control she-hag.

John Boehner is the phoniest human being in Congress; crying like a baby at Gabby Giffords resignation ceremony, but he attended a fundraiser in DC instead of the public service in Tucson after last year’s shootings.

Los Angeles Trade Technical College’s financial aid department doesn’t have a clue about what’s on their website (that’s a personal lesson).

Michelle Obama is the classiest First Lady ever and second place ain’t even close.

Mitt Romney is the highest paid “unemployed” person in America and doesn’t know what’s in all of his own ads.

Newt Gingrich is even crazier than anyone thought –a moon colony; really? – and wouldn’t know the truth if it walked up and smacked him in both of his faces – his staff admitted that he lied about offering ABC News more witnesses than just his daughters in trying to refute the “open marriage” accusation of his second wife – and handed him a business card that said “I am the truth!”

Orlando isn’t going to trade Dwight Howard and is willing to call his bluff to walk away after the season and leave $25-30 million dollars on the table.

Peyton Manning is as duplicitous in dealing with the media as any pro athlete has ever been.

Republicans just can’t deal with Barack Obama on his level.

Rick Santorum and Ron Paul don’t have anything better to do with their time.

Sarah Palin is in love with the sound of her voice and may have voices in her head.

Terrell Owens is friendless and damn near moneyless.

The Clippers definitely have the Lakers’ full attention now.

Wolf Blitzer is not John King.

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