Sunday, August 7, 2011


I sure hope President Obama, congressional Democrats, the president’s campaign leaders, staff and supporters have finally gotten the message that the GOP/Tea Party is not f**king around when it comes to wanting to win in 2012.

Is it just me or does it seem like running for president was something Newt “3 Wives So Far” Gingrich needed to check off his “Bucket List”? I mean, has anyone with his name recognition and track record ever run a more pathetic national campaign?

Speaking of pathetic campaigns, Saturday’s Ames Straw Poll is shaping up as Tim “Mr. Charisma” Pawlenty’s Waterloo (it’s a double pun as besides being the place where Napoleon suffered his greatest defeat, it’s also one of Iowa’s biggest cities) as his poll numbers continue to stagnate around 6% in a state practically next door to his home stomping grounds of Minnesota. Considering Pawlenty’s spent more time and money in Iowa than any other GOPer this year, he has to finish in the top 4 to be considered still alive in the race to be defeated by President Obama next year.

Say what you will about her, but Sarah “Beyonce” Palin is not running for president just beautifully while Mitt “Suge” Romney’s hide-and-seek campaign is baffling to anyone still paying attention to him.

Herman “The Godfather of Soul Pizza” can win every straw poll from here until the end of time and there’s still a better chance of Louis Farrakhan being named “Man of the Year” by the B’nai B’rith or Tyler Perry winning a Best Director Oscar than there is of Cain being the GOP nominee for president.

Kudos to Ken Lombard and his partners at Capri Capital for the incredible new RAVE Theaters at the Baldwin Hills Crenshaw Plaza in Los Angeles. If you live in the area, there’s absolutely no need to go to Century City or The Grove to see first-run movies in a FIRST-CLASS environment! Trust me – this is a FIVE STAR theater experience. I’m looking forward to seeing The Help there on Wednesday.

The MDA Labor Day telethon without Jerry Lewis is like the Jackson Family without a controversy over how to honor (make money off of) Michael, peanut butter without jelly, Jam without Lewis, Joan Rivers without plastic surgery, a Tyler Perry film without a dark-skinned “bad” husband/boyfriend and the Commodores without Lionel.

Seriously, did anyone really expect Tiger to just show up and win this weekend?

The more I think and read about it, the less I think there will be a NBA season this year.

Is David Beckham still in America and if he is, why?


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