Please accept my heartfelt apology for wasting your time in the past when I wrote about the attention whore who goes by the name Sarah Palin.

My solemn pledge to you this 1st day of June, in the year 2011 of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, is that I will no longer write about this person until and if she does something newsworthy.

Scout’s honor, pinky swear, may God Almighty strike me deader than Rick Santorum’s chances in the GOP primary campaign if I break this promise.


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