Random Thoughts – March 11, 2011

ANOTHER TRY AT GETTING A BLACK GUY OF “THEIR OWN”

“No, I’m not Michael Steele. We don’t really all look alike.”

Herman Cain 2012? Former Godfather’s Pizza CEO Mulling Presidential RunFormer Godfather’s Pizza CEO Stirring Buzz Ahead Of 2012 Iowa Caucus

 CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?

IS THIS THE BEST THE GOP CAN DO?

 

Donald Trump Positive Rating Higher Than That Of Mitt Romney, Tim Pawlenty

2012 presidential race: GOP contest begins to warm up

Michelle Bachmann’s campaign slogan could easily be borrowed from Loony Tunes – “That’s All Folks!” Haley Barbour reminds us of Boss Hogg from The Dukes of Hazard (I’m still absolutely mystified that was once a hit TV show but I digress). Herman Cain apparently wants to step into the role of “GOP Negro” most recently played by Michael Steele. Newt Gingrich’s number of religions practiced during his lifetime – Lutheran, Southern Baptist and now Roman Catholic – are matched by his number of marriages. Mike Huckabee goes from thoughtful and reasonable Christian to outright lunacy – “the president was raised in Kenya” – in the blink of an eye. Sarah Palin is her own best punch line. Mitt Romney flip flops more than a boated trout gasping for air and last but not least, Rick “I Hear Voices Telling Me To Run” Santorum wants to be judged by his record which makes sense until one realizes that the last time the voters of Pennsylvania did just that in 2006, he lost his Senate seat by the largest margin of defeat ever for an incumbent Republican Senator in Pennsylvania, 59%-41%.

Add in a few others too trivial or bizarre to mention at this point (or any other probably) in time and the only question that pops into my mind is, “Is this really the best the Republican Party can do?”

When will the real Mitt Romney Romney addresses health care, not authenticity stand up?

Callista Gingrich moves to spotlight  

 “Good Lord. Am I really married to this old-a** toad?”

I didn’t know how Newt “The Toad” Gingrich would try to explain away his past martial transgressions but, I sure as hell didn’t think he’d get quite this creative ”There’s no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked far too hard and things happened in my life that were not appropriate” in doing so. Let me see if I’ve got this straight: It was the “Toad’s” passion for America and work ethic that led him to having several extra-martial affairs including one with Mrs Toad #3 while still married to Mrs Toad #2 while leading the fight to impeach President Bill Clinton because of his lying about an affair with Monica Lewinsky. WOW! Even for an amoral a**hole like Gingrich, that’s low.

What really bugs me is that many people who are comfortable with the fact that this is The Toad’s THIRD wife, are against people of the same-sex who just want to marry their FIRST spouse.

McCain flunks Made in America 101  Now to be fair, he did admit in late 2007 while running for president that, “The issue of economics is not something I’ve understood as well as I should.” He’s just showing that we (America) made the right choice on November 4, 2008.

It seems to me that Mike Huckabee is speaking more these days as a TV talk show host and conservative speech maker and author than as a potential presidential candidate.

Michelle Bachmann is America’s Most Stupidly Dangerous Person and here’s the proof Bachmann doubles down on “gangster government” claim  

How does Arianna Huffington sleep at night, or whenever her species sleeps, knowing that AOL is laying off 900 workers, 200 in the USA, in the wake of the company buying the Huffington Post for $315 million in cash and stock just a few weeks ago?

I don’t know about any of you but, I’m getting damn sick and tired of all the public sniping at and criticisms of President Obama by other Democrats. Funny, as bad a president as GWB was,  I don’t seem to recall much public criticism from his fellow Republicans at this point in his first term, do you?

All joking aside, has there ever been a star in Charlie Sheen’s position – the highest paid actor on the #1 comedy on the #1 broadcast network – have such a public and obvious nervous breakdown?

MORAL OF THE CHARLIE SHEEN STORY: You can do drugs, drink to excess, threaten your wife and hold a knife to her throat among other transgressions and as long as you show up on time, hit your marks and your show does well in the ratings, you can keep your job. BUT, say some s**t about “The Chosen People”…By the way, when it comes to dueling lawsuits, Sheen will run out of money long Chuck Lorre, WBTV and CBS do.

I’m starting to like Law & Order: Los Angles. Maybe Regina Hall was the problem after all.

Maybe Erik Spoelstra needs to tell the Heat that they’re playing the Lakers every game. Or have them watch this Chris Webber on Miami Heat’s Woes before every practice.

A lot of people, especially Kobe-bashers” will say this is just another egotistical move by the league’s best player Kobe Bryant hits court for shooting session after Los Angeles Lakers’ loss to Miami Heat but, I’m not one of them. In fact, what I want to know is why every other perimeter player on the team wasn’t out there with him.

CELEBRITY ESTATE OF THE YEAR

“Six Flags Over Tiger Woods”

Tiger Woods moving into swank new home, practice range 

JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT!

Is Rolanda Watts out of jail yet? Just wondering. Just asking.

Stay classy Japan. We’re praying for you.

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